Laxette of the Week
Alright, it’s about that time again for me to actually do some work. Well in this case I did basically nothing. Meet Alexandria of Oakland University. Alexandria actually does not play lacrosse so you may ask, “then why is she a laxette?”. Heres why, cuz I fucking said so. But fo realz this girl is the most laxettiest chick who isn’t a laxer I’ve ever seen. I no that’s a lot of laxes but it’s the only way to get the point across. She does have a connection to the lax world though. In high school she was a stat girl for the team and thus began her love for lacrosse. She tends to surround herself with bros just as a general rule. Currently Alexandria writes for Lax Playground and has had an appearance as a girl to take home to mom on Bro Bible. So why would she ever think of talking to me u ask? To be honest I have no idea, but I’m gonna say cuz she’s the shit.
Obviously this girl’s got an impressive resume so there’s not bullshitting this one. Alexandria is always down to party and have a good time but is also a smart ass girl. She is majoring in psychology but is looking to go pre-law (trust me that shit ain’t no joke. so shes fo realz). I asked her what her life goal was and she said it was gettin though law school without putting a gun in her mouth. I’m rooting for her to say the least. Her days consist of going to class and studying for the LSATs (basically the shittiest of the shits) but then she recovers by going to the bars and raging in the evenings. Alexandria’s favorite sports teams are the Red Wings and the Maple Leafs (feeling pretty sorry for her about the Leafs. Good news is I saved a bunch of money by switching to the Bruins). We got a girl that loves lax and hockey, cant get much better than that right? Wrong. This woman (if u can call a goddess a woman) has a fucking tattoo of a Brontosaurus inside of her lip (possibly my favorite fact of hers) which accompanies 3 other tattoos and 10 piercings (use ur imagination wisely). Her hobbies consist of horseback riding, hanging with friends and raging (last 2 r the same right?). Favorite memory/can’t remember was her 2008 spring break in Puerto Vallarta which now leads to her inability to keep tequila down…typical.Oh and if shit wasn’t trying to be a lawyer she would be a paleontologist…gotdamn there’s just no end to the awesome. No one stalk this girl I already got dibs. but fo real…i do.
Well all in all this novel I just wrote was worth my 4 hours i spent on it (not really). Alexandria was a great chick to get me back into the swing of things and maybe I’ll accually do work now. Well see though. If u got any laxettes send them to underthebucketeric@gmail.com. Lets see if we can top this one(which is gonna be a tough one).
